come quick, there's a christian outside!

om majoriteten var ateister skulle världen se ut ungefär så här:

athiest kid: mom, i'm going to go fuck a hooker.
athiest mom: okay, son.
athiest kid: afterwards, i'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
athiest mom: okay, come home soon!

the athiest kid leaves the room. the father comes home from work several minutes later.

athiest dad: hey!
athiest mom: hi, honey! i'm pregnant again. i guess i'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
athiest dad: okay, get as many abortions as you want!
athiest mom: oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
athiest dad: why not?
athiest mom: there are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
athiest dad: why are they here?
athiest mom: i wanted to watch them do it for awhile. they just aren't finished yet.
athiest dad: okay, that's fine with me!

suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

athiest nighbor: come quick, there's a christian outside!
athiest mom: we'll be right there!

the athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. they then exit the house, and run into the street, where a christian is nailed to a large, wooden x. he is being burned alive. a crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

random athiest: damn you, christian! we hate you! we claim to be tolerant of all religions. but we really hate your's! that's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! die, christian!

jag vet inte om jag ska skratta eller gråta. men jag vet att
jag vill ha mer.


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